Books are Logical

Fellow Artencian leaders, the time has come to bring forth proper sources of education to the people of the lands. We have our schools, and we have our universities, and we have our libraries. But they contain within them shelves upon shelves of empty books. What good is an empty book to anyone, except to maybe replace the toilet paper in a bind? There is only one use, I believe. It is to be filled! An empty book can be filled with words, pictures, and diagrams! They could record history, they could tell stories, or they could instruct! And we have amassed an infinite amount of empty books!

Do you know what I say? I say we fill them! I say we give the people what they deserve; education, knowledge, and entertainment! I say we help the people learn to think!

And that is why I need you, fellow Artencian leaders. I need you to help me help the people. I cannot do this on my own. I need you, leaders, to help me fill these books.

What are we to fill them with? Well, to start, we could ask of the mighty Nether Lord, ruler of Artencia's very own Renkai Guild, to provide us with historical documents of the world as it once was. He could provide us with detailed record of the origins of Renkai itself. And from our resident demolitions expert, tales of his conquests, recipes for the lusted-after TNT, and perhaps even a manual of obtaining the ingredients. The homemaking furry and ruler of the land which originally spawned Dirtphuk, Inc., might provide us with guides to life in the homelands, with do-it-yourself instructions on farming tools and recipes.

The possibilities are endless, friends! And we have the means! We only need the will, now, so come, and let us lead Artencia into a golden age of knowledge and books!

The Chronicles of Auo- HOLY SHIT *BOOM*: All Your Base Are Belong To TNT

Meanwhile...Artencia's favourite Demolition's expert gets down, dirty, and explode-y! And his schizophrenia decides to trap him behind his own weapons. 

Also, you get to hear him sing his TNT songs. 

MEET THE TEAM: ASSASSIN!

Screen Name: Bennick

Minecraft Personality: Redstone Engineer

Preferred Biome: Taiga

Favourite Item: Redstone

Favourite Block: Glass

Favourite Weapon: Diamond Sword (duhhhh)

About Me: I'm a guy who's looking to find some way to project his frustratingly-difficult-to-capture imaginables in the wonderful infinite bosslike game that is Minecraft. Epic is my middle name.

Basic Info: Creative mode is his home. While he insists that he has no eye for intricacy and detail, every piece of his finest creations are carefully selected, each placed with a purpose in mind. No block is there by accident.

Smaller builds may be fun, but his best work lies in his mega builds. When his mega builds include the help of others, he is the leader. He is in control. He maps out the area and lays the foundation. Those who work with him find it simple enough to follow his clear instructions.

That is, when he has any fucking clue as to what he wants done. If that's not the case, then it's best to just do interior design. It is his downfall.

In return for furnishing the insides of all his buildings, he will gladly whip out his redstone torch and engineer a line of dispenser guns to protect your fortress, or set up a secret door for Archialya's your extensive porn stash and kinky rooms. He has created a thousand traps and hidey-holes in his Assassin's Guild, based off of Ubisoft's “Assassin's Creed” video game series.

Greatest Creation: My greatest solo build of all time is my Assassin's Guild, based on the gameplay parameters and theme of Assassin's Creed. It has centers for training each of the skills one uses in the game itself as well as a ceremonial chamber, barracks, and library.

The Chronicles of Auo- HOLY SHIT *BOOM*: All Your Base Are Belong to TNT

Fellow Artencians,

Due to an influx of WTF in my current IRL life, posts have not been coming. I have been irresponsible and I apologize. Also Auoria decided to blow my fucking house up with TNT, and with it went my internet. It took  two whole weeks to put it back together, and another week to get it ship-shape. That fucker. 

Not long after that, he found himself underground seeking another place to shove his multiple TNT cocks. And this is what has ensued;

On a related note, I was the one who kept locking him in and making him lose the exits. I love being his schizophrenia. 

MEET THE TEAM: GRIEFER!

Screen Name: Auoria

Minecraft Personality: Griefer

Preferred Biome: Plains

Favourite Item: TNT

Favourite Block: TNT

Favourite Weapon: TNT

About Me: TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT!

Basic Info: If Artencia could be renamed, it would be ArTNTcia. If Auoria could own the Dirtphuk store chain, it would be renamed TNTphuk. Because really, he loves TNT that much. Nothing is able to escape his mindless explosions; not his builds, not his pets, not even his own friends. He sings a tune as he places the deadly dynamite, as if he were frolicking across his beloved plains. If you do not see TNT in his hands, and instead he holds a flint and steel, you run. Run for your life. Do not look back, do not stop. Run until you can no longer see the explosions, and until you can no longer hear his psychotically blissful singing. Even then, run more. 

Greatest Creation: Auoria's most beloved bui- OH SHIT HE'S GOT A BOMB!

A Whole New World: Artencia!

Artenciaaaaa....

There are none of us who are just builders. This is no single-player map, where we could build whatever we please, be it a towering castle or a phallic dirt house. No, this is a community, this is a faction. And here, we have standards. This is a world where an ambitious mind can create intricate city and under-city interactions, a world where a fan-girl has help replicating her favourite video game buildings, and a world where the mile-long bridges can bring us all together to a central fortress of knowledge and creativity. Ladies and gentlemen (and furry), this is a world called Artencia. 

In Artencia we have our own collection of teammate personalities. Heading and creating the server is the Nether Lord, who, from the fiery abyss, rules over all that is this world. Skulking in the shadows and perched upon the ledges of Artencia's tallest buildings, we find our Assassin, who seeks to create beauty as well as destroy the black-robed, purple eyed monsters that rob vital pieces of the world. There is a princess who wanders the lands, conquering distant towns and cities, and building some up from the dust and sand. There is a furry who lurks in the swamps among the mushrooms and the vines, who seeks to make his kingdom above the brown and bubbling waters. Where there is an explosion of TNT, there is a demolition expert trying to blow up the world to make room for dangerous mountain minecart tracks, or a city within the crater's valley walls. When the explosions get closer, it is surely time to run. 

The Renkai Guild

This world has its own government centered in the SkyLands where, from his throne on high, the Sky King rules over the world. Branches of the Renkai Guild are constructed in every major city or township with the approval of the Sky King. Also affiliated with the Guild are the Teleporters, which will come into use with time and technological updates. Renkai Guild offers employment opportunities that range from locating "Fluffy" to working with Dirtphuk Inc. on construction projects. The Guild is a training facility, a gathering of fellow comrades, as well as a symbol of hope, unity, and power within Artencia.

Cathedral to Notch

Artencia has its own religion. This religion has no name, but it has a god, and that god's name is Notch. The inhabitants of the land praise Notch. They worship Notch. We had a Cathedral to Notch constructed for the inhabitants to worship him. While the towns and fortresses do not all have cathedrals, the inhabitants encourage members to worship in the nearest chapels, and to take the Northern pilgrimage to the center of his worship.

Dirtphuk Inc.

Artencia could not have been built from the land alone, much as we tried. After struggling and fighting and sometimes failing, we came across a man named Dirtphuk. His little furniture and home building supply market was quickly expanded into a massive world-wide thriving chain. Now it can been seen in the major landmark cities of Artencia, and under the employment of the Renkai Guild, Dirtphuk Inc. had bridges and roadways constructed to unite the peoples of those far-off places. Dirtphuk Inc: "Dirtphuk ain't jus' a family name, it's a way o' life." 

The Great City of Akasha

We are the founding builders (and furry) of Artencia. We seek to create, to maintain, and to connect the far points into a central hub. From the Nether to the End, from Siochana to Akasha, we have carved roads and paved paths for a thriving community and an ever-growing world. Those who enter this world may find that they want to have a place in it, too. 

SO WELCOME, FAGGOTS, TO ARTENCIA! Please enjoy your stay.