Tuesday, October 23, 2012

MEET THE TEAM: ASSASSIN!

Screen Name: Bennick

Minecraft Personality: Redstone Engineer

Preferred Biome: Taiga

Favourite Item: Redstone

Favourite Block: Glass

Favourite Weapon: Diamond Sword (duhhhh)

About Me: I'm a guy who's looking to find some way to project his frustratingly-difficult-to-capture imaginables in the wonderful infinite bosslike game that is Minecraft. Epic is my middle name.

Basic Info: Creative mode is his home. While he insists that he has no eye for intricacy and detail, every piece of his finest creations are carefully selected, each placed with a purpose in mind. No block is there by accident.

Smaller builds may be fun, but his best work lies in his mega builds. When his mega builds include the help of others, he is the leader. He is in control. He maps out the area and lays the foundation. Those who work with him find it simple enough to follow his clear instructions.

That is, when he has any fucking clue as to what he wants done. If that's not the case, then it's best to just do interior design. It is his downfall.

In return for furnishing the insides of all his buildings, he will gladly whip out his redstone torch and engineer a line of dispenser guns to protect your fortress, or set up a secret door for Archialya's your extensive porn stash and kinky rooms. He has created a thousand traps and hidey-holes in his Assassin's Guild, based off of Ubisoft's “Assassin's Creed” video game series.

Greatest Creation: My greatest solo build of all time is my Assassin's Guild, based on the gameplay parameters and theme of Assassin's Creed. It has centers for training each of the skills one uses in the game itself as well as a ceremonial chamber, barracks, and library.





Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The Chronicles of Auo- HOLY SHIT *BOOM*: All Your Base Are Belong to TNT

Fellow Artencians,

Due to an influx of WTF in my current IRL life, posts have not been coming. I have been irresponsible and I apologize. Also Auoria decided to blow my fucking house up with TNT, and with it went my internet. It took  two whole weeks to put it back together, and another week to get it ship-shape. That fucker. 

Not long after that, he found himself underground seeking another place to shove his multiple TNT cocks. And this is what has ensued;


On a related note, I was the one who kept locking him in and making him lose the exits. I love being his schizophrenia.