Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Books are Logical

Fellow Artencian leaders, the time has come to bring forth proper sources of education to the people of the lands. We have our schools, and we have our universities, and we have our libraries. But they contain within them shelves upon shelves of empty books. What good is an empty book to anyone, except to maybe replace the toilet paper in a bind? There is only one use, I believe. It is to be filled! An empty book can be filled with words, pictures, and diagrams! They could record history, they could tell stories, or they could instruct! And we have amassed an infinite amount of empty books!

Do you know what I say? I say we fill them! I say we give the people what they deserve; education, knowledge, and entertainment! I say we help the people learn to think!



And that is why I need you, fellow Artencian leaders. I need you to help me help the people. I cannot do this on my own. I need you, leaders, to help me fill these books.

What are we to fill them with? Well, to start, we could ask of the mighty Nether Lord, ruler of Artencia's very own Renkai Guild, to provide us with historical documents of the world as it once was. He could provide us with detailed record of the origins of Renkai itself. And from our resident demolitions expert, tales of his conquests, recipes for the lusted-after TNT, and perhaps even a manual of obtaining the ingredients. The homemaking furry and ruler of the land which originally spawned Dirtphuk, Inc., might provide us with guides to life in the homelands, with do-it-yourself instructions on farming tools and recipes.

The possibilities are endless, friends! And we have the means! We only need the will, now, so come, and let us lead Artencia into a golden age of knowledge and books!

Saturday, March 2, 2013

The Chronicles of Auo- HOLY SHIT *BOOM*: All Your Base Are Belong To TNT


Meanwhile...Artencia's favourite Demolition's expert gets down, dirty, and explode-y! And his schizophrenia decides to trap him behind his own weapons. 

Also, you get to hear him sing his TNT songs.