Monday, September 17, 2012

MEET THE TEAM: GRIEFER!

Screen Name: Auoria

Minecraft Personality: Griefer

Preferred Biome: Plains

Favourite Item: TNT

Favourite Block: TNT

Favourite Weapon: TNT

About Me: TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT!

Basic Info: If Artencia could be renamed, it would be ArTNTcia. If Auoria could own the Dirtphuk store chain, it would be renamed TNTphuk. Because really, he loves TNT that much. Nothing is able to escape his mindless explosions; not his builds, not his pets, not even his own friends. He sings a tune as he places the deadly dynamite, as if he were frolicking across his beloved plains. If you do not see TNT in his hands, and instead he holds a flint and steel, you run. Run for your life. Do not look back, do not stop. Run until you can no longer see the explosions, and until you can no longer hear his psychotically blissful singing. Even then, run more. 

Greatest Creation: Auoria's most beloved bui- OH SHIT HE'S GOT A BOMB!






Monday, September 10, 2012

A Whole New World: Artencia!



Artenciaaaaa....
There are none of us who are just builders. This is no single-player map, where we could build whatever we please, be it a towering castle or a phallic dirt house. No, this is a community, this is a faction. And here, we have standards. This is a world where an ambitious mind can create intricate city and under-city interactions, a world where a fan-girl has help replicating her favourite video game buildings, and a world where the mile-long bridges can bring us all together to a central fortress of knowledge and creativity. Ladies and gentlemen (and furry), this is a world called Artencia. 




In Artencia we have our own collection of teammate personalities. Heading and creating the server is the Nether Lord, who, from the fiery abyss, rules over all that is this world. Skulking in the shadows and perched upon the ledges of Artencia's tallest buildings, we find our Assassin, who seeks to create beauty as well as destroy the black-robed, purple eyed monsters that rob vital pieces of the world. There is a princess who wanders the lands, conquering distant towns and cities, and building some up from the dust and sand. There is a furry who lurks in the swamps among the mushrooms and the vines, who seeks to make his kingdom above the brown and bubbling waters. Where there is an explosion of TNT, there is a demolition expert trying to blow up the world to make room for dangerous mountain minecart tracks, or a city within the crater's valley walls. When the explosions get closer, it is surely time to run. 



The Renkai Guild
This world has its own government centered in the SkyLands where, from his throne on high, the Sky King rules over the world. Branches of the Renkai Guild are constructed in every major city or township with the approval of the Sky King. Also affiliated with the Guild are the Teleporters, which will come into use with time and technological updates. Renkai Guild offers employment opportunities that range from locating "Fluffy" to working with Dirtphuk Inc. on construction projects. The Guild is a training facility, a gathering of fellow comrades, as well as a symbol of hope, unity, and power within Artencia.



Cathedral to Notch
Artencia has its own religion. This religion has no name, but it has a god, and that god's name is Notch. The inhabitants of the land praise Notch. They worship Notch. We had a Cathedral to Notch constructed for the inhabitants to worship him. While the towns and fortresses do not all have cathedrals, the inhabitants encourage members to worship in the nearest chapels, and to take the Northern pilgrimage to the center of his worship.



Dirtphuk Inc.
Artencia could not have been built from the land alone, much as we tried. After struggling and fighting and sometimes failing, we came across a man named Dirtphuk. His little furniture and home building supply market was quickly expanded into a massive world-wide thriving chain. Now it can been seen in the major landmark cities of Artencia, and under the employment of the Renkai Guild, Dirtphuk Inc. had bridges and roadways constructed to unite the peoples of those far-off places. Dirtphuk Inc: "Dirtphuk ain't jus' a family name, it's a way o' life." 


The Great City of Akasha
We are the founding builders (and furry) of Artencia. We seek to create, to maintain, and to connect the far points into a central hub. From the Nether to the End, from Siochana to Akasha, we have carved roads and paved paths for a thriving community and an ever-growing world. Those who enter this world may find that they want to have a place in it, too. 

SO WELCOME, FAGGOTS, TO ARTENCIA! Please enjoy your stay.